Category Archives: Venture Capital

$125M #cleanfilter + $950 LCD_Bonus = $1B to 50k Aussie Startups

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$30M AU of cars photographed by Ian Jones Photography on Flickr ; "M-Benz 300 SL Roadster, 300 Gullwing, Ferrari 250 TDF, Maserati 300SL, Ferrari 250 TR...this group of cars here is worth around $20 Million USD"

$30M AU of cars photographed by Ian Jones Photography on Flickr ; "M-Benz 300 SL Roadster, 300 Gullwing, Ferrari 250 TDF, Maserati 300SL, Ferrari 250 TR...this group of cars here is worth around $20 Million USD" More useful than $125M internet filter !

50k Aussie Startups given a Chance ?

Coalition of the Willing 2.0 with its face of new leadership like to learn from each other. So maybe K_Rudd can learn from Obama and improvise a bit when it comes to it support initiatives, because so far - it’s sucking bad when it comes to getting the internet and stimulating entrepreneurship. We still have fkn slow s*ckworthy overpriced internet, fk all capital gains tax breaks, no successful internet companies other than the usual suspect(s) namely Atlassian and the big fkn idea of this new government is Chinaesque in that it wants to slow down and filter the internet. Yeah damn those video-socialnetworking companies - what do u need access to that for at home ? I mean fk, the isp I type this on is participating in a thousands of households trial right now. One day I will open my browser and nothing will work. I will be living in a totalitarian state and Therese still won’t be able dress.

The live pilot will provide evidence on the real-world impacts of ISP content filtering, including for providers and internet users. It will provide evidence to assist the Government in the implementation of its policy.”

Go watch The Graduate like Seductress Winslet in The Reader Krudd, u can bittorrent it. Nazi censorship doesnt work. So I’m down with Fred Wilson’s recommendation to give angels tax credits (esp relevant in Australia as its angels not VCs that r likely to kickstart successful companies) and I totally agree with the rocknroll named Don Dodge :

Create 50,000 startups for $1B - How about government funding for startup incubators similar to Ycombinator and TechStars. These startup mentorship programs are very successful in creating startups and driving innovation but they only cover 30 to 50 companies a year, investing about $20K in each one. Why not start 50,000 companies a year? It would only cost $1B, and could incubate the next Facebook, Google, or Microsoft???and millions of jobs. How many jobs will $1B invested in General Motors create? Government funding for VCs is probably not a good idea, but maybe a small amount of funding for startup incubators would create the jobs that VC backed companies won???t. $1B invested in 50,000 startups would conservatively create 250,000 jobs immediately. If just 2% of those startups became wildly successful they would create 3 million to 5 million jobs.”

The first 10% of these 50k Aussie companies started up could be paid for by the budget allocated to internet filter… and maybe forget about this stoopid $950 LCD shopping fund for each worker, teh government wants to bribe/spend $42B with.. that could fund the other 90%.

We dont want to live in no fascist regime Krudd. Fund startups not internet filters.

We dont want to live in no fascist regime Krudd. Fund startups not $950 LCD bonuses or $100m internet filters.

“Her mum’s making the monkey. And her dad’s gone ape.”

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Don Draper + Liz Lemon is not a fit at all. Travesty. But make your own mind up and watch their Valentines day Date.

Don Draper + Liz Lemon are not a fit at all. Travesty. But make your own mind up and watch their Valentines day Date.

$35M

Similar to when Wordpress did a round it didn’t need (as Fred Wilson chestnuts today : “The best time to raise money is when you don’t need it“), I wouldn’t be surprised (as some techcrunch commenters were saying) if some of the Twitter “yes the round was $35M” at $230m valuation says hybridised domain named gawker-valleywag - if a lifestyle percentage went to founders, esp the non google cashed out before one.. who came up with the idea… and isn’t running the ship anymore. (their post’ere) So why the fk shouldnt he/they cash out some money now ? Skin in the game investors want.. well once u have a few years of opportunity cost in a venture.. the psoriatic skin is very real. But u need to know when to hold em and fold em goes that other chestnut. Yes embrace failure and all that, easier to say in retrospect when u have cashed out of your next venture :D

While many from the sideliness will bitch and moan in the blog comments, a funded alive twitter is better than one that’s not. It’s a nice insurance policy against the Googolopol in so far as we all depend on google to make the 2.0/3.0 industry - a twitter that is public and funded employs people, makes acquisitions, and hopefully makes money - enough to be an independent company that is one day public. It is as if in short term myopia, all bloggers, commentators and crossover entrepreneurs think that the only form of exit is a quick flip to Google/GEMAYA 2.0 etc. Fact is look at entrepreneurship theory or imagine if blogs were around 15 years ago, you were meant to go public after a certain period of years eg 5-7 with increasing revenue, profit, growth and employees.

But google went public, made a right ton of money, and could buy who it wanted post 2004 and going public was nigh impossible. So there was no motivation to go public, but that is changing with a 2nd generation of web entrepreneurs (Ev Williams Howard Lindzon) that have cashed out once before so dont have that same ‘first home run’ necessity to get setup to live large. They are already living large, but want to live much fkn larger if u get my drift, like ginormous already.  Not to mention google is a big company that isnt the same brainstrust to work at. Google’s omnipotence flipped around is impotence for startups with aspirations beyond the flip. So Twitter doing a big round and growing its user numbers (similar exactly to what ning is doing - how would that be as a merger btw?) It does make me think that Howard Lindzon’s plan for twitter to become the IPO or back into a public shell public social media posterchild as not totally off the planet, revenue aside for a minute. What I found interesting is the screen used by new Twitter investor the famous Benchmark Capital via Techcrunch :

I Luv me some Hustle and The Rules of Grifting. Dont Play the Playa gr8 Ep S5E6

I Luv me some Hustle and The Rules of Grifting. Dont Play the Playa gr8 Ep S5E6

5 Reasons Why Twitter Can Raise $35M from Benchmark/IVP

Below is on Techcrunch from IVP partner on why they invested :

  1. Open.  That makes it easy for others to build on top of Twitter and it also makes it searchable.
  2. Real time. It is a huge database of what is happening right now.
  3. Ubiquitous. You can get to it from just about any device.
  4. Scalable. (Don’t laugh)
  5. Persistent. It allows for an archive of what is happening and what has happened, which is searchable (see No. 1).

5 Reasons Skins S3E4 All Girls Pyjama Party Rox

Must Watch : Season 3 Skins E4 ere, is so good. While 30Rock BTW has lost it. (after faultless perfect S1+2) Sorry Jon Hamm u should only play Don Draper, not Liz Lemon’s dysfunctional Valentines love interest. Anyway back to the much better Skins;  The characters, writing, styling and direction is flawless. Why go to the UK when u can listen to Skins ? (Well shopping ok thats a good reason) Best depiction of generation Y u will see on the box. (the girl/girl storyline: “me not muff muncher. me cock cruncher.” + “promise not to grab your minge” “ok haha, hands off the muff and we’re sorted.” + “gotya. no buffing the beaver.” + “no groping teh growler” + “no tinkling my tinkle.” “ok i won’t fluff up your flange.” “You done ?”) Whoever wrote Skins S3E4 rox :

Some Pinot Grigio Turns into some Sapphic Pyjama Fun

Some Pinot Grigio Turns into some Sapphic Pyjama Fun

1. Has alot of fun coming up with a whole Panda Syntax :

Panda : We then went to the park yeh Ef ? chips. yeh. super cool. front (?) and sauce. 6 of redbulls.  then we went crazy coz cook pulled out his religious pants andn showed us his willy.”

Panda on her mum : “You can’t tell her the trooth. she’d only flip and do the ra-ra.”

Panda to Effy when asked why are they friends : : “You are my pal because none of your boyfriends would want to surf me because I’m useless.

Panda promoting her pyjama party : “We’re doing twister.

Hetero Twin : “Cool. You can snort that right ?”

Panda : “Not exactly. Mum’s making brownies.”

Same Twin : “You Ok ? (to Effy)”

Panda : Her mum’s making the monkey. And her dad’s gone ape. Bananas. Because Beardey Steve’s making her do the Funky Gibbon (?)”

Effy + Panda have it out this Ep. Check out lastnightsparty.com

Effy + Panda have it out this Ep. Check out lastnightsparty.com

2. Must be deranged themselves.

Possibly like the MDA Cookie baking muthr. Doesn’t every1 have a bedroom connecting to their next door neighbours ?

Naughty Angela Mom and Next Door Neighbour. Nuthin is as it seems.

Naughty Angela Mom and Next Door Neighbour. Nuthin is as it seems.

3. Pushes the special line.

When u think of Panda as special/retarded, then gives her a moment of clarity, snap.

Check the Pyjamas Panda + Her Mom made, or Blk Beanies on Jak + Jil

Check the Pyjamas Panda + Her Mom made, or Blk Beanies on Jak + Jil

Panda to Effy : You always barf everything up. It’s always you. You do everything you like. Just because your mum’s getting whacked up the pants. Well bug on, bug off. This is my party. And I’m upset because my boyfriend got deported. And you’re supposed to be playing. And eating jelly. And playing twister. And at my party. And telling me how to pop my cherry. With my boyfriend.”

4. Knows how to depict an all girls pyjama party

MDA Mum : I’ve left pyjamas out, they’re pink and clean.“) from the “wish fulfillment” of the teenage male in this case the “you dont give a fk about anything do you?” Cook and unconvinced panic attackd Jay.

Cook : Pyjama party means only one thing, girls getting friendly. Real friendly… U Never experienced wish fulfillment Jay ? They are all in there : Girls getting to know each other, experimenting. Getting lubed up and gagging for forbidden fruit and we’re gonna give it to them.”

Panda gets her Twister but with Cook so why not listen to Weezy and Santogold Unstoppable, krunkn

Panda gets her Twister but with Cook so why not listen to Weezy and Santogold Unstoppable, krunkn

5. Knows that all pathways lead one way.

And that is to the “do i ever get to be anyone but me” Effy (I’ll try anything.”) and (”My name is”) Thomas, and more the former than latter.

Panda locks herself in bathroom most of party. Click for a gr8 party pad in Japan.

Panda locks herself in bathroom most of party. Click for a gr8 party pad in Japan.

$4 Large Latte No Sugar + $1.10 Herald Sun + 7 ciggas left : OK i’m off to clean out the shrapnel/savings… and find my own $35M of caffeine and Herald Sun, not enuf for AFR today unfortunately, my fave paper the Weekend Fin. Gonna start making money again next week, not into this POVO thang. Not sure why I’m watsing my time transcribing skins, just the writing is better than any blog or business plan. Oh and I better end with some blood on the wall as Patrick Swayze is tearing it up in what will likely be his last vehicle The Beast, and damn is he in career best form, so good he makes every1 else appear to be acting really bad. Anyway check it out, up to ep 5. Here u can watch all 5 eps ere no problem/download/cost. Highly recommended.

Patrick Swayze in The Beast is Killing It. Click for S1E5 Latest.

Patrick Swayze in The Beast is Killing It. Click for S1E5 Latest. BTW if u like The Wire, True Blood, Sons of Anarchy - My recommendation for new shows to pick up are : (along with) The Beast : Being Human, Hustle, Spooks (Older Seasons), Leverage, + Demons - in that order. That's probably 1 terabyte of gr8 programming u can pick. I'm still hanging for first 4 seasons of Hustle btw...

cuban will open source fund u if u have email + profitability in 90 days

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So Marc Cuban knows how to make some noise and maybe money by his Open Source funding model, where he will provide funding upon an email and profitable business;

Some Common Projects Safaris

As I find businesses I like, I will use the email address you provide before you post to get in contact with you. There will be a standard agreement, you can take it or leave it. Once I have done the standard agreement, I will post it here for all to see.  This will definitely be a work in progress. Maybe it leads to great things, maybe it leads to nothing. We will find out. Im not going to claim a minimum or maximum amount or total I will invest. Im not promising I will definitely invest anything. If nothing comes along that I think is viable, thats the way it goes.. I will invest money in businesses presented here on this blog. No minimum, no maximum, but a very specific set of rules. Here they are:

1. It can be an existing business or a start up.
2. It can not be a business that generates any revenue from advertising
3. It MUST BE CASH FLOW BREAK EVEN within 60 days
4. It must be profitable within 90 days.
5. Funding will be on a monthly basis…….”

I wonder if Flight of the Conchords would get funding from Blog Maverick ?

I wonder if Flight of the Conchords would get funding from Blog Maverick ?

$115B Budgeting Errors, $42B Giveaways, whats wrong with a $500m Twitter IPO ?

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AP make a noice watch, click2read bout.

AP make a noice watch, click2read bout.

IT’S IPO TIME

Melbourne’s Weather continues to be crazy (has killed my watch and computer so far - so i’ll take an Audemar Piguet Royal Oak Offshore + HP Mini 1000 as pictured) and I’m feeling the Charlie Cruze Loco new Life S2E13 ep, and why the fk not have a Twitter IPO if as Howard Lindzon says if 5 yr old Facebook dont have the balls (even if they must have the # of employees to have to be public soon eh? update : oh IC different rules if u have exwashington COOs) I mean if the Australian government gives $42B to the stable white lower majority so they can pick up a JK On Run reviewed 10″ HP Mini 1000 then why not give some preferential shareholders a flipnslide public triggering event : “Who cares that Twitter is not making money. Now is the perfect time for their IPO. At a time when ‘Too Big to Fail’ is the myth, Twitter is just the right size for an IPO. It’s ‘Too Small to Fail’ as an IPO and public company. It has something more important than profits for the moment, believe it or not….demand and a clean balance sheet. While we wait for Facebook to do an IPO, one that will NEVER come, it’s time for some Venture Capitalist’s and founders with balls to take some real chances and lead change.” - OK I’m off to punish the gym.

HP Mini 100 Reviewed by Excellent JK on Run : "The performance of the Mini 1000 is very decent, although playing back video can drop frames occasionally.  What sets the 1000 apart from all other netbooks is the HP MI shell that provides the UI.  While it sits on top of Ubuntu the intent is to use a “home page” metaphor for the UI and this does a good job of that.  This page shows email (including unread headers), web page thumbnails, search bar, Music player and Photos player right on the home page.  There is also a task bar at the bottom of the page that graphically shows what is running and beneath that is a button that looks like the OQO logo which fires up a task manager similar to that of OS X."

HP Mini 1000 Reviewed by Excellent JK on Run : "The performance of the Mini 1000 is very decent, although playing back video can drop frames occasionally. What sets the 1000 apart from all other netbooks is the HP MI shell that provides the UI. While it sits on top of Ubuntu the intent is to use a “home page” metaphor for the UI and this does a good job of that. This page shows email (including unread headers), web page thumbnails, search bar, Music player and Photos player right on the home page. There is also a task bar at the bottom of the page that graphically shows what is running and beneath that is a button that looks like the OQO logo which fires up a task manager similar to that of OS X."

when is media not media.

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Exercise in Body Language

So Union Square Ventures, the original East Coast 1.0 + 2.0 VC’s other half Brad Burnham knows how to define the difference between Web2 + Media when it comes to early stage investing. Suffice to say there is not one board member on any Australian media company would have any idea what Brad is talking about or the future of media :

“The technologists we do back are seldom doing basic electrical engineering. More often, they are user experience gurus and/or quants who can derive useful insights out of the flood of data that is a byproduct of users interacting with their service. That brings us to media. Many people think of us as media investors. We’re not. But it should be no surprise that we have made a lot of investments in and around media. It makes perfect sense that information markets will be the first to be disrupted by the web, but media is not the only market where services can be delivered as bits over the web. Banking, education, healthcare, and government will also be fundamentally changed. Media has fallen first because it is consumer facing and there are fewer gatekeepers to slow the adoption of a more efficient delivery model.”

Australia King Ben Version

Why Australia Still Needs Seedcubation.

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Background Rant on Why We Need an AU_Seedcubator*

It may be a broken record but by the time Web 4.0 rolls around and the Implicit Web is old news, then maybe we’ll have a seedcubator along the YComb, Techstars, Betaworks, Seedcamp or MorpheusVP model. The fact that most of the models seem to have a remote location that isolates the entrepreneurs at the same time as your fellow management team and a concentrated advisorial brains trust in close geographic proximity - would seem to suit Australia; Techstars has worked from Colorado; Y-Combinator started in Boston; Seedcamp in Europe and Morpheus in India.

Could connecting the dots be any more obvious. Seems Kev07 and OzEmailMalc are happy to twitter and youtube it, ITwise2 reach those pesky media savvy voters, but really they’d prefer we had overpriced monopolistic internet provision, no funding, and a censored internet akin to or worse than China. So we shouldn’t be surprised Tel Aviv and Paris are getting seedcubation before Melbourne or Sydney. (from what I remember of Clay Cook his blog’ere (kickn big goals with ineedhits, minti + mig33) mentioned there was a 1-1 government matched $20m private/public early stage fund in Perth, which may then be the only location in Australia with what is close to the below, although the portfolio focus and lifecycle of investment would be later and broader, also typical Australia. Ditto the NetUS model, that could have built some building blocks in the new world downunder, but rather took stakes in more traditional online businesses.

Entrepreneurship is an Illness not a Choice.

Entrepreneurship is an Illness not a Choice.

5 Seedcubators that Matter in order of MyFaves

1. Betaworks

“an internet media company accelerating businesses from a to d. and e.”

the now web: real-time communications, collaboration and media

Betaworks corporate website is a blog, literally, their mission statement is a non-clickable graphic icon in the top header. They tweet that entrepreneurship is an addiction not a choice, yeah sing it, now where’s my Entrepreneurs Anonymous 12 steps program, coz Im jonesing for dollars, stability, engineers and a budget :) Check the Crunchbase on’em. Their founder John Borthwick’s blog is ere btw + twitter. He likes to rant too which I always trust : “You have heard me rant about this before, but you have to know what’s going on, know your data really really well. Financial data, your burn, your cash flow, revenues, runway and site usage data. You cant “follow the money” if you dont know where things stand. There are a lot of things you can do to improve everything from burn to traffic. But first you need to know where you stand. So every week you have a picture of your position — make this a habit. I used to hate to do this, but once you make it a habit it becomes a tool.”

the social web: social gestures driven through and around sites

This is probably one of my favourite in terms of their model (3 layered thesis) and what they have achieved on the East Coast in a farely under the radar way. Execution will always be king, in investment as much as entrepreneurship. (Via Silicon Alleyinsider on raising new 8 figure$ of dough “The new cash will allow them to make slightly bigger investments - John says average deal size will jump from $75,000 to $150,000.”) (Thankfully) Havent seen many Paul Graham essays ere, but there is a good tumblr news feed of entrepreneurial hyperlinks. I guess all u need to mention is “Twitter”. But also “Lookery”. “Stocktwits”. “Outside.in”. “iminlikewithyou”. “Tweetdeck”. “Covestor” and many others of possibly tomorrow’s brands… TheDeal have a good summary : “Rather than sharing business services, the companies Betaworks invests in and the products it develops share common features. Its portfolio consists of three “buckets.”

The first contains companies that build communications platforms for distributing user-generated Web content. New York’s Tumblr, for example, lets people publish short, mixed-media blogs.

The second consists of startups such as Outside.in that extract and add value to information in user-generated content, such as blogs. The New York company — a provider of “hyperlocal” Web services that has raised $2.4 million from Union Square Ventures, Milestone Ventures Partners, Village Ventures and individual investors such as Esther Dyson — structures blog content around zip codes, enabling users to, say, get bloggers’ recommendations for a neighborhood coffee house.

The third bucket consists of social media companies, such as online ad firms focused on behavioral targeting. One of these, Lotame Solutions Inc. of Elkridge, Md., analyzes how Internet users interact with, among other things, online video sites, noting whether the person posts, comments on or simply watches videos, key data for advertisers. In February Lotame closed a $10 million Series A round, led by Battery Ventures, bringing total funding to $13 million.”

the context web: structured data for users, advertisers and publishers

2. TechStars

From the beautifully landscaped hub of RSS and Implicit Web Gurus, Entrepreneurs and Investors; “Get up to $18,000 in seed funding for your new company, plus the chance to pitch to angel investors and venture capitalists at the end of the summer.” With multiple seed programs now offering the same amounts of capital for equity using  established benchmarks, the money taken by the entrepreneur and equity by the mentor (who invests) is the commodity part of the transaction - with the differentiator being  the location (and what its competitive advantage is sectorwise eg if u want to be the next feedburner/lijit go to techstars) and how that manifests in the mentorship opportunities. Their blog is’ere. Their most recent example is the excellent etsy for the organic food market; Foodzie, which got 7 figure funding after Techstars seedcubation.

The Techstars Portfolio, well what I could fit on one screengrab!


3. Y-Combinator

When applied to a function, returns its fixed point; Y = lambda f. (lambda x. f(xx))(lambda x. f(xx))

“Y Combinator is not an incubator.” Raison d’etre : “We help startups through what is for many the hardest step, from idea to company.”

The Process :We usually invest $5000 + $5000n, where n is the number of participating founders (i.e. 2 founders get $15,000, 3 get $20,000), in return for between 2% and 10% of the company. The median is 6%.. If you accept our offer, we’ll write you a check immediately for as much as you need to cover your initial expenses.. If we invest in you, your group is expected to move to the Bay Area for January through March 2009.. After you’re accepted, we’ll set up all your company paperwork for you, including getting you incorporated.. ”

Paul Graham : “Launching companies isn’t identical with launching products. Though we do spend a lot of time on launch strategies for products, there are some things that take too long to build for a startup to launch them before raising their next round of funding. Several of the most promising startups we’ve funded haven’t launched their products yet, but are definitely launched as companies.”

Wikipedia Table

4. Seedcamp (Europe)

The Pitch :At Seedcamp, we believe Europe has the talent, the role models, and the capital founders need to succeed. We want to provide a catalyst for the next generation of great entrepreneurs and help you take risks, think big, and succeed.” Follow their blog + twitter. They run kewl seedcamps too, in Tel Aviv and Paris for starters. (then Warsaw, London etc)

Zemanta.com is one of Seedcamp’s investments that has gone onto bigger and better things such as Union Square funding as it cracks the world market.. is a typical early stage investment where it would be very hard/near impossible to get institutional funding as u would spend 5 meetings explaining what a browser plugin to a blog platform is. Nor would they understand that once u r inserting content into someone’s blog and making it easier to blog, with higher quality of posts and traffic - it is only one click to start offering monetization options to the content creator.. Australia investors dont understand these things. Your best hope is/was ex or current internet executives who’ve had an exit before and so understand operationally the space. And then u need to share the load amongst these people as their time is worth money and if they invest $25K-$100k total.. it is hard for them to justify much time given a small investment. But when the mentoring and advice is spread over a network of advisors.. then the numbers start adding up on both sides; Entrepreneur and Investor.

Seedcamp fund Zemanta then Union Square take it Global !

5. Morpheus Venture Partners - India.

“We engage with startups in the most crucial phase of thier life-times, the first twelve months, the phase that is also known as valley of death .”

MVP’s blog gives a behind the scenes feel of what is going on. Mashable detail their typical $15K-$25k investments and their first 7 investments; “In case of the MVP portfolio companies so far, most of them have existed for about 6-9 months with team sizes of 5-7. Therefore, relocation is not the best operating model. We work closely, yet remotely with these companies and spend a minimum of 5 working days in a month face-to-face with companies located outside Bangalore.”

http://www.morpheusventure.com/images/ET_010808.jpg

* The DFW Footnote

* I still hold out hope that the 10 parties I have heard first or second hand say that a Y-Combinator with a twist for Australia was going to launch, will. MBA modelling of Australian internet businesses will put a 18-24 month discount/delay/lag based on global adoption of trends. The reality often I’ve found is more 4 years. (Consumers will download minutes after a TV show is put online.. which shows u this isnt a consumer problem but a business one) Anyway the lag is often more like 4 years.. so maybe we will have a Seedcamp/Betaworks/Techstars launch here - Even if 10 companies got funding to create the illusion of early stage funding would make a difference.. and based on Techstars/YCombinator numbers, that would be the price of an apartment in Australia well less at around $250K. The irony may be the government will spend $50m-$100m on creating an Internet filter that consumers and companies will have to innovate to get around… while if  that amount of money went into creating companies.. and funding something in the order of 100 new leading edge companies… well u get my drift…  now I’ve gotta take this offline and into excel and model this to see if I can pitch it to some Venture Capitalists and network of angels who are feeling a bit out of date with their daughter on facebook and twitter etc… there was a full page article on twitter in the herald sun todays, melbourne’s everyday newspaper, there_ya_go : mainstream in the house! Maybe some VC will contact me and we can go thru the modelling assumptions.

Herald Sun Calls'em Twitterati hehe

VC siesta

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Opening Scene in Skins S3, VC also doin downhill.


U have to know which battles to fight, when to cut yer losses, what to say no to, when to jump into an opportunity, know the price u r willing to pay, have a sector focus built around a unique thesis, u make your money in the downturn, u get better cheaper people, competition dies off - blagh blagh blagh - ok u put petrol in my car then. That’s how VCs feel, well maybe not them, but the entrepreneurs that didn’t get their funding :) via PE_Hub : “In the fourth quarter, Kleiner backed 11 companies, down from 26 in the third quarter; InterWest backed 13 companies, down from 17 in Q3; Sequoia backed nine companies, down from 19 in Q3; and Venrock invested in 13 companies, down from 18 in the third quarter. Lots of other firms pulled back, too, including the two most active firms in the industry for all of 2008: Draper Fisher Jurvetson and New Enterprise Associates. DFJ backed 22 companies in the fourth quarter after investing in 40 in the previous quarter, while NEA backed 15 companies in the fourth quarter, down from 24 in third quarter.”

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platform for the cloud engine yard.

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Sookie Stackhouse Waitress Costume

So it’s not all films + TV, there is “the cloud” after all, which is the new black. Every1 needs a xmpp cloud; So Birkin. And Amazon’s cloud is as interesting as anybodies, so when they invest in a ‘platform for the cloud‘ player being Engine Yard, that’s interesting via Cloud Computing Journal : “It describes it as a “platform for the cloud” aimed at programmers and system administrations who want to write scalable, manageable applications for the cloud and says it can be used to automate the cloud as well as for writing distributed real-time apps. Engine Yard claims it can “embrace the difference of many clouds” and automate processes and application management. Features include a standard XMPP infrastructure; a security and discovery agent to manage security policy; a process automation agent to orchestrate operational tasks involving both machines and people; a system provisioning registry so applications can be self-organizing; a federated design so apps can operate seamlessly and securely - sorta like e-mail; distributed auditing/logging; and distributed job control for operational awareness.

I'm 3 of 8 True Blood AudioBooks down now onto Book 4 Dead to the World where Sookie + Eric :) Click y'all

I'm 3 of 8 True Blood AudioBooks down now onto Book 4 Dead to the World where Sookie + Eric :) Click y'all

On the other hand, if u r not into the Cloud, then maybe u’d prefer a bit of fangbanging or shapeshifting. If u want to cossie up to the half dead then The Costumer has the list required for a Sookie Stackhouse outfit, maybe for yer next Vampire party:

Sookie Stackhouse Waitress Costume

  • Merlotte’s shirt
  • Short black shorts
  • Green apron
  • Waitress notepad
  • Natural makeup
  • White sneakers
  • Louisiana accent, excellent manners, Southern charm
  • Vampire bite prosthetic (optional)
Gossip Girl S02_E15 Grab it ere. The King is Dead. Long Live the King.

Gossip Girl S02_E15 Grab it ere. The King is Dead. Long Live the King.

Watch : New Zealand’s greatest Lord of The Ringsesque - fantasy + fighting : The Latest Legend of the Seeker episode S01E08

Listening to : Dead to the World, True Blood audiobook 4 (guess that will be on TV in 2011), these are awesome to run and drive to, mixed up with music and podcasts on the shuffle, thx again4that!

Chuck Bass : Well he stuffs it up again, Gossip Girl S02-E15′ere. And this is a good little riffin off and around Chuck Bass, blog.

Oh Chuck Bass is at it Again, He's so Silly Sometimes !

Oh Chuck Bass is at it Again, He's so Silly Sometimes !