The Dentistry Business Model Scam
Just to get it out of the way but I’m totally with Shrinking Kitty that Dentists have the business model of the century; $195 for 15 minutes, they want from her, $615 from me and not less than $240 tomorrow for the first do any work type of visit. And to think the internet dissecting media types are getting Wall Street Journal to discuss why freemium is better than free. As A VC says R-C=P. I just hope NewTeeVee are right and copyright will be obsolete by 2010. It’s just a pity dentists dont think they could up more equity value and a higher multiple by increasing the amount of inlocation targeted placement advertising, and umturn the $195/$615 into something closer to $20 or $50; Keep the change (Dentist, Mornington Peninsula) Dr Churcher of Balnarring, lets see if u run any type of Yield Build blog’ere (now they know how to make money doing the meta aggregation of small business ad campaigns) Google alerts on your name. You dont mess with Blair on latest Gossip Girl S2E17 torrent’ere.
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Laney: “Larry, what’s going with our sundaes? The joke is only funny if they arrive before the food.”
Larry: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. The kitchen is working on it. I’m just not used to it being this busy.”
Megan: “Larry, do you know what you’re looking at right now?”
Larry: “Uh, no.”
Megan: “You are looking at a table full of beautiful, intelligent women who all believe in you. So what we need right now is for Larry to start believing in Larry, AND TO GET THOSE SUNDAES ON THE TABLE, STAT. Now go, Larry, go!”
LOTS MORE OF STORY, ABOUT 1000 WORDS CLIPPED. Read Full Story ere.
BHG: “So where do you live?”
Girl #5: “New York.”
BHG hesitantly: “Ah, where in New York?”
Girl #5: “West Village.”
BHG: “You live on Christopher Street, you have a cat. Chrissy, right?”
Chrissy, with an otherwise forgettable memory of a tolerable night slowly surfacing: “1 Oak. Halloween.You left your scarf.”
“… Our search for L.A. media boys had gone awry, low and behold, the guys were all from New York. And of course, they all worked in finance. The collective morale in the hot tub nosedived. Turns out the boys had also been hoping to meet less-high strung (i.e., fake breasted) Los Angelites…”
Being Erica Grown up Gossip Girl with a Conscience. Click for S1E5 Torrent
Irony + Pseudo Sincerity-Free Zone
So from Ohio teachers hooking up with Lonely boy students (who in real life look like a very similar age hehe) to NY Bankette hookups in Sundance, I’ll highlight an eerily interchangeable ‘pseudo-sincerity‘ communication tone for blogs and 12 Step Meetings whether they be AA/NA/Internet Addiction/Bloggers Anonymous meeting : Taken from my favourite Infinite Jest #1 book ever taken thanks to a diligently prepared list by Casnocha who on his 3rd attempt refuses rightly to be beaten by the most rewarding 1000 pages + incl famous footnotes. By David Foster Wallace (who may in 100 years be remembered for Infinite Jest, Writing about tennis/cruise ships/fairs and possibly most remembered for his revolution in use of ‘embedded’ footnotes, which preceeded embedding films (which DFW did with film scripts in footnotes btw and a whole other range of media hehe): “The thing is it has to be the truth to really go over, here. It can’t be a calculated crowd-pleaser, and it has to be the truth unslanted, unfortified. And maximally unironic. An ironist in a Boston AA meeting is a witch in church. Irony-free zone. Same with sly disingenuous manipulative pseudo-sincerity. Sincerity with an ulterior motive is something these tough ravaged people know and fear, all of them trained to remember the coyly sincere, ironic, self-presenting fortifications they’d had to construct in order to carry on Out There, under the ceaseless neon bottle.”
While we’re on Pseudo Sincerity - I thought I’d go to the source material when it came to NonSociety and their re_bloggers. I checked out the Davos session ‘Telling Stories’ (”The panelist share their personal approach to storytelling via blogging, film, video mesaging or design. Being the oldest form of communication, the internet revolutionises the way we tell stories today.”) - they were flew over for, well Julia Allison was talking on. It was one of those embarassing 1.0 sessions especially because the host (poss English wasnt his first language, as were some of panel) asked the opposite of same questions. They had a film producer on who had worked with Spike Lee and especially that crazy Abel Ferrara.. who did Harvey Keitel classics like Bad Lieutenant. But did we get any insight into that or working with and rumoured breaking of Madonna in that Abel movie, Dangerous Game was it called ? No every1 played their portfolio CV/reel, Loic talked how seesmic was better than Facebook which was just text, um yeh ok there isnt a terabyte of photos there Loic. (altho i luv how he goes anti american when in europe, awesome, really!) Julia talked NonSociety and the Abel/Spike producer guy got asked what goes into “Telling a Story” as that was the topic and he answered along lines of “It has to be a good story.“ Got it. Heart. Arc. Characters. Wow they pay to go to Davos for this.. what a waste… but decide for yourself, and there are prob a some other links there for other sessions that are watchable.
So it’s taken ages to blog on this powerpc, even inserting links is slow, it took 2 hours to get torrents working as it didnt like the old port 6881 is blacklisted etc.. which 3 years later I now realise was an Azureus older version error not my computer, no wonder i was so late to torrents.. Anyway I dont have Polyvore fashion urban items clip this working yet so i will cutnpaste the links, maybe u can afford items for yourself, and I can live vicariously. As u’d expect fashion bloggers have no idea who i am, and tech fashion is well so khaki/blue chambray shirt. Today I’d go the Shofolk Andre shoe (did i mention i’ve worn my supras every single day since xmas, im like that with new kix i luv) Or the really expensive really hightop kix are the new Diet Butcher, Maad. If I wanted to buy any of this stuff I’d have to change industry and job titles… there was that Bus Dev Director position at Friendster in Singapore, but I’d rather go stickup.
This is a stick-up, everybody get face-down
Ren, gag their mouths so they can’t make a sound
Tie em up for the fact that I’m kickin ass
I got my hand on my gat, and I’m tempted to blast
My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out
This ain’t personal, but now I’m about
to commit a crime and go thru with it
You know what, no need for shakin, because I’m used to it
Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand
Yeah, he’s wearin’ a badge, but he’s a ol ass man
Pump his ass in the head, and take his gun
so me and the punk can go one on one
Cover the lens on the TV screen
you know, so me and my gang just can’t be seen
Lock the doors, and throw away the key
Close the blinds, so no motherfuckers can see
and smile, you know, cause I’m controllin the shit
and no sucker ass ni@@a’s gonna stop the hit
Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt
That means I’m ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so
(”Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt”)
SHOFOLK ANDRE VS DIET BUTCHER
Damn if i was a cashed up billionaire, id be totally kanye’ing not wearing the gap/banana republic drivin a tesla. Ick, luckily the oldest cliche in the book “money does not buy taste“, nor am i saying i have any + groucho marxnclubs n all that im down with. Being Erica (latest ep S1E5 torrent) gets into all these thirty something friends married/having kids debate, so what now. Cawfee. And the future. Dentists, and computer fix, with an armed robbery on the way.
Charlotte Mann Installation, Click to Read on the Fabrik Project, well look unless u speak the language.
(Alright, anybody move and I’ll blow your fuckin head off)
Allright…
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don’t make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I’m in a bank, and it’s a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers’ money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick’s on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who’s tied up for the moment, not sayin’ a word
I should have known it before, the motherfucker’s a nerd
But back to the bitches I’m peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: “Lay down, and unbutton your bra!”
There was the biggest titties that a ni@@a ever saw
I said: “Damn”, then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin’ up in her
The suspense was makin’ me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: “Damn”, dropped the gat from my hand
(What I thought was a b**ch, was nothing but a man)
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one fa**ot that I had to hurt..
